Lifting Scots is a dangerous business, which is why I kept my distance..
1. Looking up can damage your sleep rythm for months.
2. A drunk scot trying to lift his own bodyweight, plus 8 pints of murphys.. there is a good to certain chance that his bladder might not hold under the pressure.
And finally... Never EVER let a scot in a kilt sleep with you in a VW camper bus... I woke up after 10 minutes of sleep, to the rythmic motions of a drunken scot, humping my leg and making romantic noises.... he obviously thought he was at home with his girlfriend.
Luckily.. (?) I was wearing jeans and inside a locked sleeping bag... but just imagine how nasty it could have been, if I was as drunk as him...
Thanks to everyone for making such a great event... see you all in Stockholm 2006... and hopefully Trollhättan in 2007... to celebrate the 6th anniversary of Swedish SnigelSpeed Championships..
Take it easy,
Hammer
1. Looking up can damage your sleep rythm for months.
2. A drunk scot trying to lift his own bodyweight, plus 8 pints of murphys.. there is a good to certain chance that his bladder might not hold under the pressure.
And finally... Never EVER let a scot in a kilt sleep with you in a VW camper bus... I woke up after 10 minutes of sleep, to the rythmic motions of a drunken scot, humping my leg and making romantic noises.... he obviously thought he was at home with his girlfriend.
Luckily.. (?) I was wearing jeans and inside a locked sleeping bag... but just imagine how nasty it could have been, if I was as drunk as him...
Thanks to everyone for making such a great event... see you all in Stockholm 2006... and hopefully Trollhättan in 2007... to celebrate the 6th anniversary of Swedish SnigelSpeed Championships..
Take it easy,
Hammer
